Tuesday, March 24, 2009


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Thursday, March 19, 2009


  • 17:36 Note to self: plz to not be referring to books about stroke as "stroke books." #
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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

A mystery mystery

I'm not a big fan of mysteries or thrillers, but I could have sworn that last night I read about a really interesting-sounding one, a little offbeat, just the way I like my books. Now I have a sneaking suspicion that I only dreamt it. Poo.

Monday, March 16, 2009


  • 12:34 Hahaha, someone has an R2-D2 ringtone. #
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Thursday, March 12, 2009

I wish I could refuse to help these people

Stupid: Parent comes alone to the library to do kid's homework.

Bonus stupid: Parent comes alone to the library to do kid's homework and tells the librarian, "They want him to learn to use the library."

YOU, sir, have FAILED as a parent.

Phone number lady report: Nike headquarters

Mr. Subject report: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

How may I redirect your call?

Office phone: *bleepybleepy*

Me: Joytown Public Library this is Stray how can I help you?
Caller: Who is this?
Me: *a little louder* Stray.
Caller: Is this Earl's Body Shop?
Me: No, this is Joytown Public Library
Caller: Oh! I'm sorry.

Monday, March 9, 2009


  • 15:31 I was just asked a reference question. IN THE RESTROOM. Can't a girl have a little peace? #
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