Excuse me. You. Yes, you. The library is not:
1. An office supply store
2. A daycare
3. A psychiatric hospital
4. A skating rink
5. A personal computer tutor (But would you like to sign up for the Computing for Beginners class?)
6. A resume service
Also, the restroom is just about 20 feet that way, under the BIG FRICKIN' SIGN that says RESTROOMS.